Monthly Archives: June 2023

Episode 12: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

The year was 1986, and two of the comics industry’s powerhouse creators — Frank Miller and Alan Moore — were busily deconstructing the dominant discourse around superheroes, poking at their flaws and suggesting a less sanitized, and more actively political way of thinking about them.

Alan Moore’s Watchmen and Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns broke the rules of mainstream comic books, presenting complex takes on how modern society might actually respond if handsome gods fell from the sky, and vengeful vigilantes emerged from the shadows. They argued for a darker and more mature style of comics, with morally ambiguous heroes operating in a fallen world.

And then there’s Zack Snyder, who came along in the mid-2010s with the idea of taking scenes that he liked from The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen, and stringing them together without thinking much about what they actually meant.

As we can see in 2016’s high-flying failure Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Snyder mostly likes the growling and the punching, in a doomed world where strength is everything. Snyder’s characters are obsessed with dominating every situation that they’re in, from Batman vowing to make Superman bleed, all the way down to Perry White telling Clark Kent to shut up and write about sports.

This week on the podcast, I’m joined by Stephen Robinson from the hilarious political website Wonkette and the podcast The Play Typer Guy to deconstruct this deconstruction, and figure out why audiences didn’t take to this cartoon character fight club between superheroes that we can hardly recognize.

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Episode 11: Ghost Rider

Sometimes a movie comes along that’s so obviously pitched at a specific demographic, you wonder if the studio did a headcount during pre-production to make sure there were enough possible ticket buyers to make it profitable. If so, the producers may have overestimated the appeal of Ghost Rider, the only movie ever made entirely on location on the side of a guy’s van.

Ghost Rider has motorcycles, black leather jackets, chains and flames, skulls, daredevil jumps, heavy metal music and cowboys, and if they’d only included stock car racing and an American flag and made the lead character 100 pounds overweight, it would have been the perfect movie for that demographic.

This week on the podcast, I’m joined by my friend Sloane, the creator of the Hauntwares clothing line, to discuss this Nicolas Cage-infused epic of love, revenge and slow-talking demons. It is a crack-ass crazy film and I’m certain you will want to hear all about it.

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The Flash: Another Another Universe

The wonderful thing about The Flash underperforming at the box office is that it seems like it’s making everybody happy.

People who hated the Zack Snyder era say that The Flash is bombing because it’s the last gasp of a failed cinematic universe. In the other corner, Snyder supporters say it’s because the new heads of DC Films made the movie irrelevant, by firing Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot, and shutting down that storyline.

So that’s why everybody’s so cheerful on Twitter today; we finally have something that everyone can agree on.

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Episode 10: Green Lantern

You think you’ve got work troubles? In the 2011 high-flying trash fire Green Lantern, Hal Jordan — who already has a perfectly good job as a test pilot who crashes planes — is suddenly kidnapped out of his life and forced to join a cult of alien bully space cops. On his first day, his new co-workers don’t explain his job description; they just throw rocks at him, and tell him that he’s worthless. Then the stupid science council refuses to help him save his planet from their greatest enemy, even though that’s specifically the thing that they hired him to do.

Luckily, this week on the podcast, I’m joined by Joe Hennes of ToughPigs.com to help me make sense of this utterly senseless film.

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Episode 9: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

So here’s a thing you don’t do: make a movie that gets 28% on Rotten Tomatoes, and then make a sequel that assumes that we adore the characters. But 20th Century Fox is not always adept at reading the room.

So the 2007 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer begins with a full half-hour of preparations for the painfully traditional wedding of Reed Richards and Sue Storm, two characters who we have not and do not intend to grow to love. Once that’s out of the way, everbody gets upset about the Silver Surfer, a galactic herald who flies around digging inexplicable holes, and not actually telling anybody what it is that he’s supposed to be heralding.

It’s a difficult movie to get your head around, so luckily I’ve got Becca Petunia of the blog The Daily Fantastic and the Muppet quiz show podcast Hubba-Wha?! to help me make sense of it. We discuss Chris Evans’ destiny, what the film is trying to do with Doctor Doom, and whether the ancient Israelites went surfing, among many other fascinating conundrums.

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