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Superman III 4.10: Oh, It’s You

The situation could hardly be worse. An enormous chemical plant out in the middle of somewhere has burst into flames in all directions, with fire and smoke pouring out of every window it can find. Firefighters are crawling all over the scene, spraying their hoses at everything that looks hot, and the fire just keeps on burning anyway; I’m not sure it’s even noticed.

There are workers trapped on the roof, scurrying haplessly from one bad outcome to another, and there doesn’t seem to be anything we can do. “Get me the number three ladder truck in here!” the fire chief hollers, and one of his men counters, “It won’t reach!” I don’t know why they didn’t bring the truck with the tall ladders on this trip; this town needs taller ladders or shorter factories.

And then an omnipotent space angel materializes behind the fire chief, wearing a circus acrobat suit. “Chief, how can I help?” it booms, raw power sizzling from every pore.

“Get this man a helmet!” the chief shouts, and then turns and recognizes what’s next to him. “Oh, it’s you,” he says.

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Superman 1.60: Stop the Steal

Let the city-stunning commence! Now that Superman has rescued Lois from a plummeting helicopter, he’s finally let off the chain and allowed to spend six minutes hopping around performing one heroic feat after another, piling up wins.

And just to mess with us, this thrilling sequence begins with Superman doing something that I’m not 100% sure he’s supposed to be able to do.

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